It was Christmas time in Sydney, Australia. I was completely naked with my hands bound above my head. My long, thick, ropey cock was graphically painted in red and white stripes. One of my big, heavy balls was painted red, and the other was painted green. Mrs. Claus and her two female elves looked at me admiringly, almost licking their lips.

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