Moms Got an OnlyFans [Verse 1] Help, my mum is on OnlyFans

Moms Got an OnlyFans [Verse 1] Help, my mum is on OnlyFans, She's got more fucking followers than a K-pop band, Jesus, she's shaking it like a Polaroid, And if you are on HD you can see her hemorrhoids. Her selfies are a gothic tale, A carnival of chaos where the shadows wail, Like a metal riff that pierces the night, Mom in leather, oh what a fright! [Chorus] What the fuck is going on? Mom's twerking to pay my damn student loan, She's got fans from here to fucking Kazakhstan, And she’s sending soiled knickers to Japan. [Verse 2] Dad's losing his shit, he's gone insane, Can't fucking believe what he saw online, Grandma's knitting, trying to fucking ignore, The fact that mom's an internet whore. Grandpa's in his bunker, clutching his chest, Watching her shake it, it's a twisted fest, With every notification, his heart beats louder, As Mom goes viral, the world's in a powder. [Chorus] What the fuck is going on? Mom's twerking to pay my damn student loan, She's got fans from here to Afghanistan, Now Dad's bought Viagra and he's joining in. [Bridge] In the basement, the demons laugh and dance, As Mom shows a little more than a passing glance, It's a black comedy, a circus of regret, With every click and every view, we’re drowning in debt. [Verse 3] My friends are laughing, calling me a freak, While Mom’s in a costume, pulling off a mystique, She’s a dark queen in this pixelate hell, With a crown of likes and a story to tell. The family tree's got branches that twist and turn, As the flame of our sanity starts to burn, But in this twisted metal, we’ve found our groove, In a world gone mad, we've got nothing to prove. [Chorus] What the fuck is going on? Mom's twerking to pay my damn student loan, She's got fans from here to the end of the land, And she's selling “vintage” at a discount brand.