Barnum Pony Express

Barnum's Pony Express Rides In!

Barnum Pony Express* has arrived, bringing the wonders of image generation to the masses with the greatest of ease! With Barnum Pony Express, any tamed fantastical visions are untamed and a thousand more are but a neigh away!

This ain't no dusty old paintbrush contraption, mind you! We've harnessed the very embeddings of Stable Diffusion – a marvel of modern science that'd make even Nikola Tesla tip his top hat! It's quicker than a greased pig on a greased skillet, simpler than saddling a rocking pony!**

Does the mere mention of "prompt engineering" make your blood boil like a rejected Monet left in the sun? Have you spent years meticulously cultivating your "shallow style" (we dare say "charmingly naive") while those pompous prompt geniuses flaunt their AI art like participation trophies?

Have you, like some crackpot scientist, attempted to stitch together a prompt so monstrous that the results make your own measly doodles look like masterpieces?

Well, fret no more, paint-encrusted pilgrims with sticky keyboards! Barnum Pony Express is finally here to democratize doodling and dethrone the tyranny of talent!

No artistic talent required!***

Who needs decades of practice, tedious training, or pesky artistic integrity? With Barnum's Pony Express, you can show those "real" artists" how it's done! Forget the dusty art schools and overpriced art supplies! Embrace the future of image generation, where anyone can be a Da Vinci… or at least a mildly competent greeting card designer!

P.S. Results may vary. May resemble the fever dream of a colorblind pony. But hey, who needs subtlety when you have sheer, unadulterated "creativity" at your fingertips? (Or rather, at the click of a button.)

*Pony not included

**No pony was harmed when writing this intro.

***But a touch of Stable Diffusion know-how goes a long way.