epic parody trading card of a smiling man resembling Jesus Christ, standing with both thumbs up, wearing a red and white robe with a glowing sacred heart on his chest, long brown hair and beard, friendly and confident expression, divine golden aura around him, radiant background like a stained glass church window, battle card layout with fantasy-style borders, card title: "Jesus Christ, the J-Man", type: "Legendary Creature – Holy Trinity", white mana symbols, divinity counter icon, special ability text: "Cannot be countered. Comes into play with a divinity counter on it. Sacrifice J-Man: Cleanse the sins of mankind.", power/toughness: ∞/∞