A cinematic and surreal scene where a giant grey, blueish blob serves as the new

A cinematic and surreal scene where a giant grey, blueish blob serves as the news anchor. The monster, with a wide toothy grin, sits at the news desk, holding a microphone and speaking into it. The background reveals a chaotic newsroom with various monitors displaying breaking news. The overall atmosphere is a mix of retro and modern, with a touch of horror and comedy. The monster's eyes have a human-like expression, and his body seems to be made of newspaper-like scales., cinematic