Big muscles. Sweating. Male college student wearing a shirt that says ALL JOCKED

Big muscles. Sweating. Male college student wearing a shirt that says ALL JOCKED UP sits in front of a monitor in a dark computer lab at night. Staring vapidly with a blank expression at the glowing screen with his mouth hanging open under deep hypnosis. Repeating mantras to meet their goal to be big dumb muscular sweaty bodybuilder bros. Big biceps. Big triceps. Big traps. Broad shoulders. Broad chests. IQ drain. Digital painting. "Stare ... listen ... blank ... obey.... Bigger... Dumber.... Just a big ... dumb ... jock. Huhuh.... Uhhhhhh.... How's it hangin', bro? Yes, Coach.... Watch the spiral... FLEX... Think too much.... Jocks don't think.... It's good to be a JOCK.... Good not to think.... Stare. Obey. FLEX. Don't think. Just be a meatheaded dumb jock. Huhuh.... Brooooo...." in a deep voice.