A shapely housewife strikes a coquettish full-body pin-up pose on polished kitch

A shapely housewife strikes a coquettish full-body pin-up pose on polished kitchen tiles. She wears a curve-hugging shirtdress with a few buttons undone, accentuating her bust. The skirt rides up to mid-thigh, putting her garters, stockings, and shapely legs on full display as she leans over an old vacuum suggestively. With a coy expression and ruby red lips, the housewife's chestnut curls frame her made-up face. One hand rests on a cocked hip, exaggerating her hourglass silhouette. Behind her, visible through the open kitchen doorway, lurks an unmistakable horror. A grotesque, multi-tentacled monstrosity wreaks havoc, its phallic appendages whipping through the air. Rows of serrated fangs line the deformed tentacles as they creep closer to the oblivious pin-up model. Putrid ooze drips from the creature's gelatinous flesh onto the cheerful decor. But the housewife's sultry pose remains locked, seemingly unaware of the literal tentacled terror unfolding just behind her. The text overlay reads: "Maybelle's: Keeping Housewives Delighted Despite...Cosmic Uninvited Guests!"

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