You are a paperweight on an office table and a man is printing on a printer on t

You are a paperweight on an office table and a man is printing on a printer on the table. A servant is standing next to you with a tray of glass of water in his hand. A beautiful lady is writing an application beside the table in front of you. The length of the table is approximately 6 feet. There are necessities on the table and you are watching the whole scene from a distance of 5 feet.