Imagine a kaiju from the movie "Pacific Rim," but if I were an armadillo describ

Imagine a kaiju from the movie "Pacific Rim," but if I were an armadillo describing it, I'd say: "Well, this kaiju’s like a giant, armored beast that looks a lot like a cross between a dragon and a tank. It's got these huge, scaly plates all over its body, kind of like my own shell, but way bigger and tougher. Its claws are massive, and it can swipe buildings like they’re just toys. When it roars, it shakes the ground like a giant earthquake. And those eyes? They glow with a fierce, fiery light. Pretty intimidating for sure, even if I’m just an armadillo!"