Once, a farmer decided to teach his cow to dance. He spent weeks working on it

Once, a farmer decided to teach his cow to dance. He spent weeks working on it, but the cow seemed to have two left feet. Frustrated, the farmer asked his neighbor for advice. The neighbor said, “Well, maybe you should try teaching it to sing first!” The farmer was confused but agreed. So, he put a little microphone in front of the cow and played some music. To his surprise, the cow mooed in perfect pitch. Elated, he thought, “Maybe it’s time to put on a show!” The next week, the whole town ca