Create a cinematic poster featuring photorealistic portrait of Dressed animals

Create a cinematic poster featuring photorealistic portrait of Dressed animals - a ((fat)) cow pirate, , wearing pirate costume and pirate hat , with a serious, intense expression, He should be slightly off-center in the composition, The background should be dark and gritty, pirate's ship with smoky or grunge textures, Use a color scheme of black, deep blues, and dark greens, with subtle silver or gold accents to capture the show's mood, At the bottom of the poster, place the text "PIRATES OF VEGETARIAN" in large, bold, distressed letters, in a sans-serif font. The text should have a cinematic style, with slight shadow or glow effects to make it stand out against the background.