00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.160 If you have long hair in Texas

00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.160 If you have long hair in Texas, 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:04.020 you need to cut it off immediately. 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:06.700 Hello. My name is Elsombre Run. 00:00:06.720 --> 00:00:09.040 I have a strange fixation for braiding long, 00:00:09.040 --> 00:00:09.960 beautiful hair. 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:12.100 I come from the country of Guatemala, 00:00:12.440 --> 00:00:14.440 but travel through all the Americas. 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:16.820 I ride my Mueller on the streets at night, 00:00:17.080 --> 00:00:17.960 braiding its Maine 00:00:17.960 --> 00:00:21.240 while I look for someone with long hair and brown eyes. 00:00:21.240 --> 00:00:22.420 When I find you, 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:24.600 I tie my mule up outside your house 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:26.840 and begin to serenade you with my guitar. 00:00:26.840 --> 00:00:28.720 The song I play is hypnotizing, 00:00:28.720 --> 00:00:30.380 and you will follow me home, 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:33.900 where I will braid your hair while I make you eat soil. 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:35.040 After I am gone, 00:00:35.040 --> 00:00:35.920 the following days, 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:37.720 you will no longer be able to sleep, 00:00:37.720 --> 00:00:40.600 and my music will constantly be stuck in your head. 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:42.460 All your food will become soil 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:45.120 and your body will slowly start to decay. 00:00:45.120 --> 00:00:46.820 This will go on for days 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:50.060 and will not stop unless you do something about it. 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:52.820 The only way to stop this is by cutting your hair 00:00:53.160 --> 00:00:56.120 and go into a priest to put holy water on your hair. 00:00:56.120 --> 00:00:57.080 But finally, 00:00:57.080 --> 00:00:59.300 the most important thing you should remember is