Create an exaggerated scene of a person suffering from “Cactus Skin Anomaly

Create an exaggerated scene of a person suffering from “Cactus Skin Anomaly,” where their skin sporadically sprouts oversized, vibrant green cactus spines that unpredictably appear and disappear. The person is in complete chaos—shirt shredded, furniture around them punctured, and their face showing utter frustration and desperation. Imagine them trying to drink water but the glass shatters in their hand, or they accidentally pop their car’s airbag while driving. Highlight their exasperated expressions, wild eyes, and clenched teeth as they struggle with the ridiculousness of their condition, teetering on the edge of madness. The atmosphere should be humorous yet showcase the absurd desperation of dealing with an uncontrollable, exaggerated disorder.