Herd of elephants walking in a dirt area with trees in the background

Caguei, caguei na vaquejada, caguei. It all started when my friends called me to go see a vaquejada show. There were several oxen and bulls in the arena, uma parada bem louca. Then I had the brilliant idea to climb the grid to get a better view of the rodeo. But then, do nada, uma barata pulou em mim. Mano, eu odeio barata! I was so scared that I fell into the arena. I stayed there, no meio dos bois e dos touros, morrendo de medo. And then I, caguei de medo mesmo. Comecei a gritar igual uma maluca, running to and fro, tentando fugir dos bois. The guys up there laughing at me, And I just wanted to get out of there. No fim das contas, consegui escapar da arena e voltei pra casa toda suja. Agora toda vez que me chamam pra vaquejada eu digo: "I'm out! Prefiro ficar em casa assistindo Netflix". And that's it, mano. I learned the hard way that vaquejada is not for me.