Make a hat like Ash's from Pokémon, he must have brown eyes tan skin and be

Make a hat like Ash's from Pokémon, he must have brown eyes tan skin and be a little thin from drug use, There must be a t-shirt that says I love Pablo Vitar and there must be a frame on the back that says Pedro Bravosi,must be getting hit with a baseball bat with the colors of the LGBT flag she will be hitting him in the head, his wife who is a fat woman with pink hair and black skin