Arafed coffee cup on the ground next to a car

I came from the bay to sao paulo and almost shot down the plane. meu nome e maria e esse dia eu penssei que ia morrer, It all started when I left my house to say goodbye to my family. My grandma was making that top acarajé, e decidi comer antes de vim para sp. bom me despedi de todos e fui para o aeroporto sozinha, When boarding I invented to accept a cup of coffee and that's when the shit was about to happen, I started to feel sick right after the coffee my started to bubble and burn, I began to writhe in the plane seat until I couldn't stand it and let out the first wet fart exuding the smell of carrion from everyone around me, until then blz because the fart made no noise so no one knew it had been me, eu me uni com os reclamoes e comecei a fazer gesto que nao estava suportando o cheiro, eu estava tentando manter a pose, ate vim o segundo peido, Ready this one handed me because the unfortunate one looked like it was going to be silent but it wasn't what I expected , The fart made more noise and besides the noise of Formula One I came out squeaming all over the bench and soft shit started to ooze me handing it, eu estava sentada no fundo, The smell of rotten egg with carrion and remnants of shit were taking over the whole bottom, As everyone went to the same side the aircraft began to unruly and panic began to spread, como eu fiquei com muito medo e apavorada sair segurando nos assentos espalhando merda por onde eu passava, People started crashing with the plane out of control in the sky and slipped on my shit getting dirty, With shit spread on the body the people in disgust started throwing up on each other making that pigsty, it's all the fault of the coffee I invented to drink, Other than that our landing went well and all passengers are fine. Numca have coffee before leaving the house he is a danger.

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