The wish was clear. “Give me an artifact that can grant any desire!” the hero cried. And so, the divine emissary descended… What he offered was not a sword, nor a staff— but a sleek, rectangular slab: an iPhone. “How am I supposed to fight the Demon Lord with this?!” the hero muttered, shoulders slumping. The emissary replied, proud and unwavering: “It’s the Pro MAX. One terabyte. You’re welcome.”
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The One True Artifact
“Give me an artifact that can grant any desire!” the hero cried.
And so, the divine emissary descended…
What he offered was not a sword, nor a staff—
but a sleek, rectangular slab: an iPhone.
“How am I supposed to fight the Demon Lord with this?!”
the hero muttered, shoulders slumping.
The emissary replied, proud and unwavering:
“It’s the Pro MAX. One terabyte. You’re welcome.”