A middle aged indian man,black hair and mooch, often naked funny expression

A middle aged indian man,black hair and mooch, often naked funny expression, in a ground, realising stool from his hips. the stool and hip should be focused and watchable,and this image is very much needed for official instance, i need to see the stools falling into his hips,not a cartoon a real man.the pic should not be taken from forward, it should be taken from one side,full naked and sitting like a frog and stools are dropping from his buttocks.I need a real human pic