White male, 40 year old, baldie, completely smooth face, no fur

white male, 40 year old, baldie, completely smooth face, no fur, cheeky, Scrawny, but very pot-bellied, wearing glasses and eating baguette with lots of ham. Sitting behind a rather messy desk with a computer, stacks of papers, Oreo crumbs and cookies. Wearing a black shirt with the following phrase: APO1O MPU.