Sanji and Roronoa Zoro from One Piece stand next to each other in a locker room

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Sanji and Roronoa Zoro from One Piece stand next to each other in a locker room. Sweating. Blonde hair. Green hair. Staring ahead blankly. Drinking protein shakes that turn them bigger and dumber. Growing bigger muscles and crotch bulges. Both have trained themselves to look and act like big dumb bodybuilder jocks. Blending in with the other bodybuilder jocks. Assimilation. Dumb jock bros. Blank stares. Hyper crotch bulges. Dumber and dumber. IQ drain. Both equally muscular. Sanji to Zoro: "Bro, I feel ... kinda ... uhhh ... stupid...?" Zoro to Sanji: "You, too? Like, ... my head gets all fuzzy, and I keep feeling ... dumber, and ... dumber, and ... dumber....." Both speak in unison with dull monotone voices: "Will ... be dumb ... for Coach.... Bigger and bigger ... dumber and dumber.... Huhuhuh.... Yes, Coach. A good dumb jock is big and dumb. A good dumb jock's what we'll become.... Must grow big..... Must grow dumb.... Don't think.... Obey Coach.... Yes, Coach, we must obey.... The Big Dumb Jocks are here to stay...." Chuckling vapidly. Drooling. Hyper biceps. Hyper triceps. Broad shoulders. Thick, meaty hyper pecs. Hyper traps. Big deltoids. Big lats. Tank tops. Blank stare. Open mouths. Vapid. bros. bodybuilders. IQ drain. Jocks. hypnosis. dumber. Big crotch bulges. Dumbing down. Brainwashing. Giant muscles. Hyper muscles. Dumber and dumber. Bigger and bigger. Muscleheads. Meatheads. Jocks. Hypnotized. Brainwashed. Brainwashing. Subliminal hypnosis. Both flexing. Both showing off hairy armpits. Tall and muscular. mindless. Brainless. Jock bro assimilation. Integration. Conformity. Brutes. Muscleheads. Hairy pecs. Treasure trail. Brutification. Brutish.

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