A perspiring male college student sits on a couch alone in a room whose walls ar

A perspiring male college student sits on a couch alone in a room whose walls are all projection screens showing bodybuilders lifting weights, throwing away books, and staring blankly ahead. The student is wearing a tight shirt that says JOCK-U as he stares blankly in hypnotic stupor with mouth hanging open and slips into a dumb jock persona, flexing both biceps as he grows more masculine. Big biceps. Big triceps. Big traps. Broad shoulders. Broad chest. Thin vapor coming from armpits and around his head. "Bigger. Dumber. Lift. Flex. Swell. Grow. Big muscles stay. The smarts must go.... Huhuh.... Wut up, Bro?"