There is a brown cow standing in a field with trees

Caguei, caguei na vaquejada, caguei. It all started when my friends called me to go see a vaquejada show. There were several oxen and bulls in the arena, uma parada bem louca. Then I had the brilliant idea to climb the grid to get a better view of the rodeo.

But then, do nada, uma barata pulou em mim. Mano, eu odeio barata! I was so scared that I fell into the arena. I stayed there, no meio dos bois e dos touros, morrendo de medo. And then I, caguei de medo mesmo.

Comecei a gritar igual uma maluca, running to and fro, tentando fugir dos bois. The guys up there laughing at me, And I just wanted to get out of there. No fim das contas, consegui escapar da arena e voltei pra casa toda suja.

Agora toda vez que me chamam pra vaquejada eu digo: "I'm out! Prefiro ficar em casa assistindo Netflix". And that's it, mano. I learned the hard way that vaquejada is not for me.

Caguei , caguei na vaquejada , caguei . It all started when my friends called me to go see a vaquejada show . There were several oxen and bulls in the arena , uma parada bem louca . Then I had the brilliant idea to climb the grid to get a better view of the rodeo . But then , do nada , uma barata pulou em mim . Mano , eu odeio barata ! I was so scared that I fell into the arena . I stayed there , no meio dos bois e dos touros , morrendo de medo . And then I , caguei de medo mesmo . Comecei a gritar igual uma maluca , running to and fro , tentando fugir dos bois . The guys up there laughing at me , And I just wanted to get out of there . No fim das contas , consegui escapar da arena e voltei pra casa toda suja . Agora toda vez que me chamam pra vaquejada eu digo: "I'm out ! Prefiro ficar em casa assistindo Netflix" . And that's it , mano . I learned the hard way that vaquejada is not for me .

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