Draw a caricature of a Japanese yokai who is confused and overwhelmed. The yokai has an exaggerated bewildered expression, sweating, and frowning while holding a downward-trending stock chart. The yokai is wearing an ill-fitting suit with a slightly askew tie. It has large, outdated glasses and is holding a disheveled stack of financial papers. In the background, depict a chaotic stock market scene with red arrows pointing downwards and dollar signs flying around. Add humorous elements like a dartboard with missed darts indicating poor investment choices. At the top of the card, write "Buy High, Sell Low Pro" in bold font, and at the bottom, add witty taglines such as "Master of Unprofitable Trades" or "The Contrarian Investor's Nightmare." Use mainly red and grey colors to symbolize financial loss and confusion.

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